Six retired Jewish Floridians were playing poker in the condo
> > when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and
> > dead at the table.
> > Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue
> > standing up.
> > Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell the wife?"
> > They draw straws.Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be
> > be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
> > "Discreet? I'm the most discreet mensch you'll ever meet.
> > middle name. Leave it to me."
> > Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the
> > The wife answers and asks what he wants.
> > Goldberg declares," Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to
> > The wife says, "Tell him to drop dead!"
> > "I'll go tell him," says Goldberg
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