Six retired Jewish Floridians were playing poker in the condo
clubhouse
> > when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and
drops
> > dead at the table.
> >
> > Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue
>playing,
> > standing up.
> >
> > Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell the wife?"
> >
> > They draw straws.Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be
>discreet,
> > be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
> >
> > "Discreet? I'm the most discreet mensch you'll ever meet.
Discretion is
>my
> > middle name. Leave it to me."
> >
> > Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the
door..
> >
> > The wife answers and asks what he wants.
> >
> > Goldberg declares," Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to
come
>home."
> >
> > The wife says, "Tell him to drop dead!"
> >
> > "I'll go tell him," says Goldberg