:hey bono, before you suffer through another 80's romcom weekend..and I really did feel for you, consider this, an invitation to spend a weekend on a redneck adventure with me. I can't promise anything but absolute wonder and amazement at every moment. Trust me, I still wonder and I am amazed at many things down here. Maybe go out and hang out on a rock pile with me and stare up at the stars....skip a few rocks in the lake, I hate to admit this, but this is the kind of fun we have down here. Oh we have the university and the strip of bars that are there, but you will never in a million years find me in one of them...I bet I can make you laugh so hard...well, my friends all say they need depends around me. So before going through a romcom torture, try a little romcom in your life..or just hang out at Beltaine ...maybe Scotland this year is what I am thinking or at the very least St Louis. They keep trying to sacrifice me as a V irgin...they say I am the closet thing they have to the real thing.