1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Ray Lewis's computer. Ray Lewis is always in control.
2. Ray Lewis can sneeze with his eyes open.
3. Ray Lewis can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
4. Ray Lewis destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
5. Ray Lewis can kill two stones with one bird.
6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Ray Lewis.
7. Ray Lewis is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. When Ray Lewis does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
9. Ray Lewis can slam a revolving door.
10 . Ray Lewis once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one
11 . Ray Lewis has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
12 . It takes Ray Lewis 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
13 . Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Ray Lewis pajamas.