n the first day of creation, God created the parrot.n the second day, God created man to serve the parrot.n the third day, God created all the vegetables and nuts of the earth to serve as potential food for the parrot.
n the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the parrot.
n the fifth day, God created cables and ropes so that the parrot could chew through them.
n the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the parrot healthy and the man broke.
n the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to clean the parrot cages...