Flipping my own insult to use against me. It's a crafty tactic for certain, but it simply won't work; I see through the facade. And Alanis can be left for the betas, like Ryan Reynolds, obviously. I'm not sure what it is that would prompt a dude like him to willingly be seen in public with her. Was it the greasy face? The soot-riddled feet? Or maybe the drugs were just too strong for his perception. It'd make more sense with the latter, because it seems they finally wore off and at least he's with an attractive whore, instead of an emotionally unstable, ugly whore (who, might I add, wrote an entire album detailing all of the pain and anguish she suffered through after a grueling break up from Uncle Joey from fucking Full House. Seriously). That's a step up, at least.
Oh yeah, and fuck you Trent.